I have a toddler. I recently came to understand that, despite my assumption to the contrary, Postman Pat is a complete idiot. How he has managed to hold down a job all these years, let alone be promoted to the Special Delivery Service, is beyond me. The man is completely incompetent. I can only assume it's Jess who has carried him all these years. The cat seems to have more brain cells than the rest of Greendale combined.