DD twerks in Tesco

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She's seven. It's meant to be a bottom wiggle but she never did get the sideways movement, instead bending her knees and bobbing her bum up and down.

Today she did it in Tesco, at the ready meals, in front of several people.

New poster who just wanted to share my distress at the situation. Reassurance that other people's DCs do similar would be welcome, as would wine.

Oh mine does this all the time

I have no idea where she gets it from

Thank God! I thought I was alone. She's realised that it makes people giggle so she's doing it even more. She's got twerking whilst shuffling arsewards at me down to an art.

I just tell myself it can always be worse

That and shop online

Not just yours. Both of my daughters 4 and 8 do this all the time.

It's been years! The eldest first picked it up from an episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (of all places), where they all start hallucinating and a mushroom starts twerking.

And that is why our children refer to it as "the mushroom dance", your honour.