so what do you call your ds thingummy?

[elasticbandstand]

or dc even

WTH is a thingummy?

DS pulls it out and shouts "Willleeeeee, willeeee - look Mummy"
Me: yes - very nice dear now put it away"

Willy here too

I call it a pinky-ponky dinky-donky diddle-stick. That way, if there's ever a problem with it he will be able to explain to any sensible adult where the problem is

I call it a parp.

snort vvv

A woman in softplay loos asked her daughter if she had wiped her 'pussycat'? now THAT aint right

oh has this been done before vvv?

DS looooves his 'Willy' .

Willy

...however Mummy and girls have 'pony willies' absolutely NO idea where he got that from.

Dinkle or bits and bobs or googlies.

not a penis in sight!

STOP THE THREAD!

PONY WILLIES ???

It's original, I'll give him that (based on around 500 threads!)

lol at >

(you speak for yourself Elasticbandstand. YOu don't know what we're looking at)

akajamiesmum.over and over again

willy.ds2-17 months has just discovered his and thinks its greatest thing ever!

penis

that's what it is

i say penis. they say willy.

they are sort of circular these threads

wine

Willy

We used to call it his "bitsbots" but the other day he came home from school saying someone had kicked him there so I thought it was about time we used real names so I told him to say "privates".

Chesney.