What's the most embarrassing thing your small person has said in front of strangers?

[Gillacuddy1]

My DD when she was 3, made a comment in which I felt that I wanted the whole world to swallow me up 😩.
I had my landlord round with two young plumbers, to refit a new sink. My DD (not being the shy type)took it upon herself to go and introduce herself to said men.
"oh hi I'm xxx have you come to fix the bath shower? My mummy brakes our shower every time she has a bath - but she always fixes it after"
I think they all knew that the shower had never been 'broken' 😩

Mine was probably 2 and announced to the entire extended family at Christmas lunch, “I came out of mummy’s vagina.”

It wasn’t embarrassing to me (we are very open about these things, which is why she said it in the first place), but I think everyone else definitely felt a bit awkward!