I never swear in front of my DS..........however when his father takes him for a hair cut

[SherlockLGJ]

And I know he is in bed and we have a "discussion" about how scalped he is. And DH instead of saying you are right it is very short, keeps saying stop over-reacting it will grow back. THEN I reserve the right to use the F word.

I did not plan on being heard.

Even worse, my friend dropped her DD around so they could play this morning. She (the Mum) complimented him on his hair cut. He replied, Mummy doesn't like it, she told Daddy when she thought I was asleep that it was too F%%%ing short.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh the shame.

Sorry, LGJ, really did LOL at that!

pmsl!!!!

Thank you!!!

Will now happily stop MNing to do work

Well I was tring to do a dummy run to the hospital it was the end of the duel carridgeway which came onto a normal two way road, didnt think much of it had a bus up my backside and didn't want to go too far out of my way so I just turned in a fluster, I'm not one of those silly women drivers honest just was in a fluster

LL

DD was sitting on my 86 year old neighbours knee as she jiggled her up and down singing a shrill song.
Dd said 'stop!'
Elderly neighbour stopped.
Dd said 'show me your nipples'
Elderly neighbour stared open mouthed, and continued shrill song, with extra jiggling.

I wouldn't mind but HV has been telling DD2 what a lovely little girl she is, for alot of the time she was here. Poor poor woman.

Ds1, (then aged 3), on coming downstairs one morning;
"Look at this fucking mess".
He did say "fucking" though, and not "fuckin".

Boco....that's very funny.

Boco hahahaha

BOCO - PMSL!

will be watching this thread all day!!!

boco that made me laugh!!! which hurts as have just had appendix whipped out.

ROFL Boco

dd broke her toy turtle the other day and exclaimed 'for fucks sake!'

thanks dp!

Oh Boco

You owe me a new keyboard as well.

LOL at this thread - mumsnet at it's best
When my parents were looking after DS3 then age 4 one day, grandpa clearly heard him say "fucking arsehole" - I blame my DH, it obviously had nothing to do with me

Interesting how easy it seems to be to pass the buck on these ones

I did hear a mother, on being told that her son was in detention for swearing at his teacher, turn to said child and say "What the fk have I told you about fking swearing at f*king teachers!"

When DD was 3, her pat GM looked after her while I was at work for a short while, 2 days a week. She INSISTED on giving my DD food she didn't like. Even though I'd told her what she did like. She wasn't a particuarly fussy eater, just hated rice and pasta.

I'd said to DH, when DD was in bed "she doesn't like fucking rice"

Following week...yep "I don't like fucking rice Grandma" but said in v angry voice

I just smiled weakly at Grandma, after I'd barked out a shocked laugh

at Boco

Friends who have a yard in Ireland were confused when there daughter was merrily wandering around it saying bugger over again. They don't use that word either infront of her or when they are alone. It wasn't until the guy who also kept his horses turned up and saidthe word a few times that they realised where she was getting it from.

PMSL at this thread - well done for starting the ball rolling, LGJ!

Although I feel a little at the same time for finding swearing so funny!

oh this is fabulous! i was sorely in need of a giggle!

well done LGJ for starting and thanks CNC for sending me over here.

dd is only 18m and not saying too much that's understandable by anyone but me so can't contribute............... yet!

Bump for anyone else who would like a at my expense.