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I never swear in front of my DS..........however when his father takes him for a hair cut

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SherlockLGJ · 03/05/2007 09:40

And I know he is in bed and we have a "discussion" about how scalped he is. And DH instead of saying you are right it is very short, keeps saying stop over-reacting it will grow back. THEN I reserve the right to use the F word.

I did not plan on being heard.

Even worse, my friend dropped her DD around so they could play this morning. She (the Mum) complimented him on his hair cut. He replied, Mummy doesn't like it, she told Daddy when she thought I was asleep that it was too F%%%ing short.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh the shame.

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SherlockLGJ · 03/05/2007 09:43

Somebody come and share my shame please.

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SherlockLGJ · 03/05/2007 09:48

Someone???

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bran · 03/05/2007 09:48

Last week I said "Oi, you pratt" when someone cut me up as I was driving ds to nursery. ds (nearly 3) marched into nursery chanting "Oi, you pratt" over and over to the staff. I'm so relieved that I didn't say something much worse.

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SherlockLGJ · 03/05/2007 09:51

I am still cringing 30 minutes later.

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SherlockLGJ · 03/05/2007 09:52

Bad enough in front of me, but to retell it to another Mum.

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HavingaToughtime · 03/05/2007 09:55

Sherlock lol!! At least he gave the woman the full story of how you thought he was asleep! Bless! I would not judge you!

Soph73 · 03/05/2007 10:04

Hi, can I join in? My son has a wonderful habit of shouting "silly woman" if he doesn´t think they´re driving properly. The fortunate thing is that we live in Gran Canaria and at least he´s not saying it in Spanish - yet! The other one was my dh said something like "is he some kind of pervert" and ds went round for the rest of the evening going "pervert, pervert". Fortunately by the time he woke up in the morning he seemed to have forgotten about it. I don´t think it would have been something his teacher would have wanted to hear (my son is 4 and his teacher is gay) because he might have thought dh was talking about him - which he wasn´t btw!!

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SherlockLGJ · 03/05/2007 10:07

Oh please, everyone join in.

The more the merrier.

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Cashncarry · 03/05/2007 10:29

When I went to pick up 2 yr old DD from nursery a week or so ago, I was taken aside by one of the nursery staff to be told that DD had said to a child who was shouting at the dinner table, "Don't you say F* off to me".

Oh the shame

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SherlockLGJ · 03/05/2007 10:37

I am still cringing.

This is Surrey afterall.

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Cashncarry · 03/05/2007 10:38

LOL - what's so posh about Surrey? Isn't that where Croydon is?

Dinosaur · 03/05/2007 10:39

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HuwEdwards · 03/05/2007 10:40

oh that made me larf LGJ!

PersonalClown · 03/05/2007 10:42

My ds (5) is a typical male ie very proud of his farts. He is master of the SBD (Silent but Deadly) and giggles manically when I get a whiff and say 'Pheeewwww You STINK!'
A last minute canvasser for some political party turned up yesterday to be told by Ds 'Cor You STINK'
Not bad for an ASD boy with limited speech.

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SherlockLGJ · 03/05/2007 11:34

PC

Very discerning.

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pinkrangerstartstowaddle · 03/05/2007 11:38

while driving at the weekend, someone tried to cut dh up and he shouted out "You Penis" to the driver - ds (4) then kept shouting this out of his open window to most of the cars!!

Hillls · 03/05/2007 11:42

you are not alone!!

I moved to a new area so didnt know whre I was, hence I found myself driving the wrong way down a duel carridgeway!!!! I couldnt help but say 'SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT...' when I saw two lines of traffic comming towards me, dived into a layby to turn around, needless to say my dd loves that word now

megandsoph · 03/05/2007 11:43

DD2 about half an hour ago, as my HV was leaving piped up and told HV "you have fat arms"

Soph73 · 03/05/2007 11:45

Hills - just out of interest, how on earth did you manage to be going the wrong way down a dual carriageway? Not that I can talk really, over here some car parks have an annoying habit of actually changing sides (e.g. your driving on the right, turn and you have to go down the lhnd side to enter the car park - bonkers

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SherlockLGJ · 03/05/2007 11:46

M&S

I have just sprayed my tea.

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Soph73 · 03/05/2007 11:46

Also, I´m surprised that that´s the only swear word your dd uses If it had been me ds would probably have a range of expletives to bandy about

Soph73 · 03/05/2007 11:48

megandsoph - fantastic (lol). I wish we had HV´s here as my ds seems to be expressing his very honest opinions at the moment!!

FiveFingeredFiend · 03/05/2007 11:49

i said the terrible d*head word. whilst my teenager daughter and worse her friend were in the car and a stupid old lady came from the left at a roundabout without looking to her right.

I later apologised to DD for embarrassing her.

tigerschick · 03/05/2007 11:50

LOL at this thread. Dd is only 13 mo so feel unable to contribute for her, yet - must be more careful from now on or I could probably fill a thread on my own

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