He’s really cute.
But has recently forgotten how to listen to me and that if you need a poo, you go on the toilet. Not in your pants.
So any takers before I eBay him?
He comes with accessories but no instructions 
Also this is LIGHTHEARTED. Before anyone tries to report me SS.
(And I made him therefore he’s classed as homemade so I would definitely sell him on Etsy not eBay 
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