If dd2 has been a first born, she would have been an only child, oh yes indeedy

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today was dreadful from start to fooookin finish

screeching, whining, stropping, fighting, wind up merchant extraordinaire

AND I had to wait in all afternoon for the b@st@rd boiler man who turned up at 5.45pm.

Eat one of her Easter Eggs as revenge

they are in the cupboard hidden already

she has just started crying upstairs

she knows when she is discussed

dh is sorting

ugly betty is on at 9pm, I may turn deaf

Oh dear.

ds was quite wingy the other day too. Its hard listening to that all day isn't it?

I was horrible to mine this afternoon, shouting, swearing the lot, they're only 3 and a baby fgs. Made it up later tho....I hope...

I'm watching that too in a min. I missed it last week cos dh wanted to watch Starsky and hutch. And the week before I fell asleep as we'd had so many bad nights leading up to that friday.

Could she be poorly??

Mine has been AWFUL this week (the 18 month old)

She has AWFUL molloscum bleeding everywhere and very uncomfy, lots of crying, I don't mind comforting her but after 72 continuous hours of it day and night I start to lose sympathy

no, not poorly

she is 2 and has toddleritis

I fully sympathise... BUT I must be a fool as dd1 is only is only 2 of 4. Our GP thought that I was barmy when I announced that I was pg again following dd1. Her antics (and health issues) made him sad that we were moving to the UK because he wanted to know what she would be like as a teenager...
FWIW She is really lovely 90% of the time now that she is 8. (The 10 % of the time that she is horrible more than makes up for that though!!)

Please pass the bowl of wine this way as it has been a long day here as well and I suspect that it will be a long night too.

this was breakfast

do you want toast
yes
do you want it buttered?
yes

I WANTED TO BUTTER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

get jeans to go out - I WANT A SKIRT

get the picture?

and all the time dd1 is sat there thinking, hmmmm, this gets attention

and then SHE sodding well starts

fgs

I had a bloody awful day too. We were waiting in for the Next delivery. Said it would arrive before 1.00, did it heck!!!!! Waited in alllll day!!!!!!!!! I'm afraid I was the one screeching, whining, stropping and fighting by the end of it.

lol at toddleritis.

LOL oo, I said the exact same thing about DS2.