Do you remember those Italian restaurants that had a sort of fishing net stretched across the ceiling, and it was full of wine bottles etc? I used to wish for a large net at ceiling level in my house, into which I could place everything that was of any value or use. It would have been the only way....
I even had garden trellis stretched across the living room - nailed to the wall at both ends. Dcs on one side, everything breakable on the other.
It is a phase - keep telling yourself this - every few minutes.................