You know you're a parent when....

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You have have a cracking tune in your head all day that turns out to be the Brad Lee hit from Postman Pat you watched 15 hours ago!

I'm sure this thread will have been done hundreds of times but I couldn't find one so I'm starting a new one if anyone wants to share their moments

when you put on Peppa Pig and then realise that your DCs are at playgroup.

You go shopping singing the Thomas the tank theme tune word for word and not even to your baby because he's asleep in his pram 😂

When you happily listen to your dc's version of doc macstuffins repeatedly all the way home because it means they're not having a meltdown

harley You go shopping singing the Thomas the tank theme tune word for word and not even to your baby because he's asleep in his pram 😂

I did that once. I'd just dropped Ds off and popped into Sainsbury's on my way to work

Probably repeating some as not had time to read through all posts:

• You wonder what you ever did with your time before kids
• You find yourself muttering "oh ffs" under your breath on a regular basis
• Your car is an extension if the living room/kitchen. Full of toys, wipes etc...
• You know all your dinosaur names
• You shout 'lorry', 'nee naw' when alone in the car
• You rock from side to side even when you aren't holding a child
• No need for frapuccinos, just drink your once hot coffee
• Washing machine never stops
• Spelling out key words to DH so toddler cannot understand. What time are we going to the pee-ee-arr-kay? Do you fancy a bee-ay-ess-see-you-ay-tee?
• Eating naughty things in the kitchen while kids are busy

Pee-ay-arr-kay

• Oh and, you drop off to sleep anywhere.
• you've eaten your entire calorie intake before 10am
• You go to the supermarket for milk and come out with forty quids worth of stuff but no milk

You can do a bath with bubbles at just one end (they can never agree!)

You pop a morsel of stray food from the table in your mouth because you can't be arsed to walk to the bin and it turns out to be play-doh.

11.30am has become a completely acceptable time to have lunch.

Early lunches definitely! I've had about three breakfasts so far...

When you go to put on your shoes and find a tiny 'Elsa' shoe in each one.

When you get into a serious discussion with your ds about what 'Flop' actually is. He says meerkat, I say some kind of stuffed ant thing...

Probably many more, currently going through the baby stage again, oh the joys!

You spell bad words, every pocket of your car contains a half open packet of baby wipes, and your work coat pockets contain a selection of small toys.

Ah yes I forgot about shouting random things to the kids! 'Don't lick your sister' been one used frequently at the minute.

And making a big deal of stopping a looking both ways and exclaiming loudly 'STOP! Look both ways, no cars!' Whether you are with the children or not hahaha

Lol at eating your entire calorie intake before 10am!!!!

chloechloe yes!!! These are so funny!