Examples of funny English abroad

[RoxyNotFoxy]

A notice outside a temple in Thailand: "It is forbidden to enter a woman, even if dressed as a man."

Notice in Russian hotel: "Maid will flatten your underwear with pleasure."

Any more?

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"If you need anything, the maid will be happy to service you"

"The ever smiling reception desk is at your service"

In a guide book describing a volcano, the author waxed lyrical about the "lunar landscape, littered with slags". Interesting dictionary work there...

Notice on a public park lawn: "Grassplot Interdict."

TV documentary voiceover: "Here in these gardens we can imagine for ourselves the dizzy denizens of Versailles in their rangy nature rambles."

On a menu in Prague, under vegetarian dishes .

"Sliced turkey cock with sauteed vegetables"

Hahaha!

Not quite the same thing but my Mum told me that when she went to Germany (very) many years ago there was a brand of toilet roll called 'Bum'.

in bosnia, a sign explaining the background of a historic site said it was started by an 'Ottoman Time Traveller'........ time travel

In Bulgaria, a bar based entirely around 'Titanic' the film offered a Keith Winslet cocktail...

more from Bosnia... there's a brand of cocktail sausages here called PiPi... some chocolates called Super DickMan and Mini DickMan (yes, really!)...a beer called Lav... oh and so many more I can't remember now. I giggle my way around supermarkets!

Spanish coffee brand Bonka

I saw an advertisement on the internet selling baby clothes that read something like "....all major brands - next, mothercare, wash separately, gap,........."

'Tipsy' washing up liquid

'Slap' restaurant
'Euro Ars' Driving School