Much hilarity from my 2 at the moment, it goes a bit like this:
- Offer something to someone (pretend normally but more concerning when real) like a sandwich or pancake...
- They take it...
- You then say (not keeping a straight face) "IT'S GOT POO IN!"
repeat a million times.
Note: They don't find it funny when you tell them that their snack has poo in. (I only did this once).
What are yours doing that's both funny and tiresome?