is this not the most stupid invention ever invented?

[nappyaddict]

stupid

its a lot easier to do this without the carseat you know!

How about a funpod for the pool?
Stick your children in a waterproof box (head above water level of course...safety first), and then you can head off and have a nice swim by yourself.

perhaps the swimming thing is for twins?

But don't most public pools have a rule about one adult to one child under 6 or is it 4?

I thinks it's so you can stand next to the pool bar with strapped on kid, plus sip a coctail plus tell your friends back home what a wonderful holiday you are having on your mobile.

oh this has really brightened my day! Am in danger of waking the DSs with my reaction (ROFL, PMSL, LOL), especially love everyone's product analysis of the funpod!

Ridiculous!

Right so with the water tot, you can't swim, you can't float baby back and forward, you can't splash baby in and out of water without risk of knocking it on the head with your norks, so what is the point, you would be freezing and have to control how deep you went very carefully.

Handy if you wanted to shower and wash your hair afterwards perhaps but then still risk drowning baby and stinging its eyes with your shampoo.

Amazed, given the other links on this thread, that this never came to market

I have just go to get a Johnny Light

Co sleepers will love this one

Who wanted an automatic baby burper?

Love that the Johhny Light is recommended as a Mothers day present! Will drop some hints to DH tomorrow at breakfast.

One for the campers!

Sorry got carried away

Who suggested a belly and hands to reasure baby , sorry but this is just scary .

Snot vacumm attachment .

Ah potty mitts, just what I need

Skribble, I am worried that you actually own these products - how else would you know where to find them??????

Boring husband and lots of time on the net.

lol

LOL oh my tis all gone marketing mad. save your money this is all crazy stuff, as you all well know. use your arms and put mobile phone down and talk to baby!

Thank you, Skribble, for the automatic baby burper!

And thanks, Skribble, for the belly and hands! Now can you find me a stand with a metal frame on top in which I can place a book, and use a remote control to turn the pages while I breastfeed my baby???

Page turner

Skribble, you're a scream!

I was in bed last night trying to think of more weird or wacky inventions, and see if Skribble could find them. How about a machine that can lift baby and walk around when it cries?

FWIW i think the most cazy invention is a hole that widens to 10cm MAX - that you have to push a small human being out of - weighing anything up to 11lbs

The electronic page turner is surely for quadraplegics - hence the 'sip and puff' straw operated mechanism? Not funny then.