Note found in 11yo DS's pocket

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Really don't know what to think of this, for a change i actually checked his school shorts pocket before washing and found this:

"My life was grate until I was 8 then my unkul asked me out for a date, we did it in his basment, is wasnt very good, thats Y Iv got no pubes, I lost 20 calarys it wasnt plesnt, lets put it that way, Ayayay gay"

I have no idea where he could have got that from. I know i need to ask him about it but don't quite know how to put it. Any ideas?

(I tried googling it to see if was from a film or something but did not come up with anything)

No basement!
Gaming here is pretty tame as I have two younger DC as well. He definitely plays at one friends house where the older brother has 18 rated games.

Well done Jason !

bath I didn't say there were no houses in the U.K with basements, but it is more common in America. Lofts are more common here whilst basements are a must have particularly in parts of America where they have hurricanes etc. . I'm not in London

So had the chat. It wasn't written by him and he has no idea what it means. Thinking I might take it to the school, is a private primary school and they seem to prize themselves on how wonderful their children are

I am half american, have always called a basement a basement! Surely a cellar is a below ground storage place?

Strange. So how did he come across it?

You said you were pretty sure it was his writing.

if I'm honest I reckon he probably tried making up a rude rap song and is embarrassed to admit it. Unless it was completely different handwriting?

They have handwriting lessons so probably similar. I did check all his birthday cards and a few of them have similar writing. Did think my DS would have better spelling.

He says the other boy gave it to him. I think he had no understanding of it. And he is a rubbish liar