I'm venting on here so I don't shout and set us up for a bad week.
Ds has woken with the shittiest nappy I ever did see, dd had her first wet night in months, I had a bad dream and got hot so woke up a sweaty mess... What situation goes well with this?
Waking up to an unresponsive boiler and no hot water 
Boiling water on the hob and kettle as we speak. Have a nice day everyone!