Boys have willies, but what do girls have? My two year old daughter knows what Daddy has but at the moment calls the other a bottom too. What is the best thing to call it that isn't too medical (anything Latin) but is also MiL friendly (she's 80 and describes family life as 'God puts little seeds in Mummies' tummies, and Daddies bring the pennies. Odd, considering I've done most of the pennies and H has done a huge share of the Mummies' job)?? Seriously, I need to know!