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F#%$@&£ Metanium tubes!

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MiddleClassProblem · 18/01/2016 19:58

Why does the cream come out all on its own as soon as the lid is off and whilst you are trying to get the lid back on?
And why is the lid so hard to get on!?!
This is my third tube and they're all the same!

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rewardformissingmojo · 18/01/2016 20:00

Well, my metanium everyday cream got so bashed about in the change bag, it now squeezes out of the creased sides of the tube, so I feel your pain. It's not yellow staining though!

MiddleClassProblem · 18/01/2016 20:04

It's the juxtaposition of something that will ease an aggy child there for make your life so much easier against the dickhead tube.
A plastic tube wouldn't split! Is the stuff it's made out of any better for the environment?

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rewardformissingmojo · 19/01/2016 22:30

No idea! Can you get cream in sachets, like lansinoh? Disastrous for environment, better for controlling mess...

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Shnook · 20/01/2016 22:14

Oh God I feel your pain, Metanium tubes are bastards! Impossible to get all the bastard cream out and I sliced my finger the other day on one of those sharp bastard creases!!!!

MiddleClassProblem · 20/01/2016 22:23

Well at least I know now I could arm myself with one if someone broke it. We'll help you compile a lawsuit.

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MiddleClassProblem · 20/01/2016 22:24

In not it!

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MiddleClassProblem · 20/01/2016 22:25

In not it!

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FreiasBathtub · 21/01/2016 18:26

I've decanted mine into a little travel tub from Boots. Life changing.

BaBaBaBoomBoom · 21/01/2016 18:34

reward is the everyday stuff as good for nappy rash as the yellow stuff?!

MiddleClassProblem · 21/01/2016 18:59

Freias! You genius!

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rewardformissingmojo · 23/01/2016 08:53

baba Nothing is as good as the yellow stuff, but it's not bad.

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