Thick question alert; how do I do a word count on this damned essay I am writing??

[moondog]

Have reluctantly had to do away with my quill and parchment.....

Tools, wordcount. should do it

NONO you print it off and count them by hand

Splendid!
Twas a piece of piss.
500 words already!
1500 to go.....

Thank you Vickers.

whats the essay MD

My problem is always cutting DOWN to the word limit...

I have to consider experimental analysis of behaviour,applied behaviour analysis and service delivery. Are these domains valid and important?
How does the philosophy known as 'Radical Behaviourism' inform the other three domains?
Are tyhese domain distinctions valid and important?

Well you did ask NP.....

Am up against thrusting young things barely out of their teens.

Hah! I can take it!

Could you not just put

No
It doesn't
Yes

and go to the pub

Tsk, call yourself a student!

lol

Would be out on my ear.

Listen,people fly in from Ireland every week to take part in lectures and have f/t jobs and families.

I have no excuse,living 20 mins from campus and generally wasting my life fucking about on MN...

moondog i fear you may have to change your name

i keep typing and reading 'mooncup' by mistake

lol @ CD

and MD, do you really use the word 'splendid' in rl? oh please say yes

Yes, I do use 'splendid' rather a lot in an arch and ironic fashion NP.

No doubt people whisper 'twat' under their breath a lot when I leave a room...

Essay 80 % there.

Will now collapse in an exhausted heap in readiness for another attck tomorrow,

I use "splendid" too. And "marvellous" and, lately, "genius". I've decided that language is something that just happens to me

MD, I have wordcount set up as a shortcut on my PC so that I just press CTRL and the fullstop together and it brings up the screen for me. Tis handy to have and instantly inspirational and depressing by turn, depending how the writer's block's going