I live in a stupid house that just attracts wildlife. I had mice last winter, toads have come in from the garden when the doors been open, we have a very nosey robin who flies in whenever the back doors open, slugs in the kitchen and don't get me started on the number and size of the spiders.
I've just woken dh up from the sofa to send him to bed turned around and nearly stood on a freaking newt!!!!!! It's huge. Where the blinking heck has that come from???? It's currently under a bowl while I figure out a way of getting it out the house.