Aaaahhhh I'm gonna kill them

[Gileswithachainsaw]

Ok, two kids home already driving me crazy. Not allowed back at school/nursery til Wednesday thanks to over heating outside again yesterday and vomiting.

Both are tired but otherwise with it this morning and have been arguing and whining they are hungry despite explaining that they shouldn't eat too much to soon just in case.

Just had to leap out bath and go retrieve the dettol spray from toddler who's cleaning the sofa

How the hell do I do this fir 2 days

Aaaaaahhh

And my wash basket which was frickin empty yesterday is now full of bedding and toys and I have mountains of clothes to out away which is hoped to do in peace today.

I think the answer is in your title Giles

It's them or me :o

So, will a double duvet fit in a washing machine?

Not in mine no way, no how.
Fack, on the duvet too?
Can you farm them out to someone?

They have bunk beds so dp's bright idea was to put dd1 in our bedso she could reach the bucket or bathroom. And he slept on sofa.

Are you ok Giles?
Who of you survived the day?

I survived just

They are in bed. Anyone got

I got vodka and ginger ale - any good?

I'm desperate so yes . Cheers!!!

Make it a double , dps now puking

Oh fack.
With ginger ale you can call it medicinal???
Seriously though, I hope you avoid it. Sounds rotten for the lot of you

I think I like that clause!! Medicinal. Yes :o

Would it be considered weird to sleep clutching my bottle of bleach?

In your position?
No.
I would get myself in a lockable room and keep those mofo's away from me.

I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight me thinks!with bleach

Damn that cluttered shed

He's on my side of the bed

Hot wash tomorrow