on going to aunties house

[Tortington]

twins have gone to aunties house for a week. a 2hr drive away. Sounds like bliss no? well no, they are not much trouble and its too quiet.

then i recieve these texts:

i wanna come home but xxx doesn't want to come homewat will you say to aunty to come pick me up?

( isn't it nice that she thinks i will drive 2 hours to get one of them drive 2hrs home then go get the other 2 hours drive and 2 hours home...awwww)

i reply:
i will come for you earlier on friday ( instead of sunday)

dd:
no am bored nout todo

i dont reply

dd:
wat eva

i dont reply

dd:
plz dont leave me here im bored out of my mind u cant leave ur daughter here and i mean it

i don't reply

i hate u.

just reply back in teen speak

wat eva

i h8 u 2

omg get a grip

lmfao

asl

u sell da brown

yano yano

oo r ye

chatin 2 lyk da

oo do u fnk u r

courtesy of 16yr old dd who is a first class bint just like her mum

I was going to say switch your phone off, but DSW's ideas are better

whats yano yano?

(i must be getting old)

np according to dd yano yano

means well you know you know

it means if they call you a bitch
you say yano yano back
so to say that
yes i know i am a bitch

sorry this is doing me head in
feel like something out of kevin and perry
or vicky pollard

that must have something to do with regional accents

here it would be yino yino

lol

oh i cant WAIT to have teens

ps i LOVE kevin and perry