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Worst place your kid has pooed/widdled

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VoluptuaGoodshag · 29/07/2006 22:54

Following on from the guitar and poo thread, what has been the worst place for you to deal with in times of wayward poos!

In case you hadn't read the other thread, for me ...

In the hole of DH's guitar!

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tortoise · 29/07/2006 22:56

DD2 did a poo then put it in her toy kettle and presented it too me!
Today she pooed in her knickers(shes only just 2)and was sqidging 2 hard lumps of poo in her hands!

TooTicky · 29/07/2006 22:57

In our bed in the middle of the night, especially bare-bummed, uncontrollable diahorrea-whilst-sleeping.

thewomanwhothoughtshewasahat · 29/07/2006 22:58

all over my knee. dd2 aged about 3 months. the nappy (which was actually on at the time) was clean. my trousers were covered. I was in a pub garden . had to walk through the pub clutching a friend's spare pair of trousers (which he just happened to have with him!). all my friends with children thought it was hilarious. the non-parent friends were horrified. couldn;t understand how I "coped". what exactly I was meant to do i have no idea

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orangegiraffe · 29/07/2006 23:00

I took my neice to asda and she pooed in the trolley seat and it wasnt a hard one neither, omg there was shit everywhere.
she was 3 at the time,but so cute

my2shoesare2hot · 29/07/2006 23:02

ds weedon the dymchurch/hyde(or is it hythe) steam railway went all over the lovely wooden floor

Pisces · 29/07/2006 23:08

[grin# Don't know if it was the worst place but......... DS said he needed a wee after he has stayed with Grandma for week. We were on our way home and DH stopped and took him off into a field. DH came back as white as a sheet, DS needed a poo, not a wee and there were lots of little white things wiggling around in his poo!!! Erk!!!!!!!!!!!!! GP's at 8.30am the next morning!!!

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