Too p****d to type

[honeychild]

Like a mug, offered to t ype out something for DS for school tomorrow, forgot about it till half an horu ago, then had a lovely huge glass of wine to make the time pass more nicely. Now too p*d to type properly and it's all gibberish. so sensibly bletherhing on mumsnet instead. slur....

p*d enough to madmit my celeb crush

oh go on then. go on go on go on go on etc.

Already said too much on that thread. AS for th e really embarrassing ones,,.. oh I think i'm suddently soberin gup. back to the messy typing. sorry

You're pissed after ONE glass of wine????

light weight

yes my life is tragic. truly. but in defence empty stomach... must try harder

hoping your too pissed to notice hijack...how are you toothache? What did you decide to do about the smoking? Has H been around?

HC - weak defence.... but I accept it.

AS - Smoking? More than ever! H YES and abusive texts... tale of woe again. Updated on my thread.

soberun gup nicely, apronstrings (despite typing still being crap) so i have noticed, but welcome to my thread. i'm off to bed so it's all yours. will try harder tomorrow, toothache, and go for two