On Friday went to shops with dd. Loads of people stopped me to coo at her (proud mummy emoticon).
Was going into changing room at Oasis and the woman who gives you the token for how many garments you've got started to admire her.
"How old is she?" asks the woman
"6 and a bit weeks, but she was 7 and a bit weeks early, that's why she's still very small." I replied.
"Oh" said the woman "So can she not wake up yet?" !!!!!
"No" I patiently explained "She can wake up, she just happens to be asleep!"
Can't believe I kept a straight face.