What's the daftest thing your child has got stuck in their ear or nose?

[Notsoyummymummy1]

David Cameron's 2 year old daughter had to go to hospital with a sticker up her nose - has anyone else had something like this happen? I remember my dad having to get a piece of Lego out of my brother's ear when he was little but thankfully dd has attempted anything like this yet (touch wood!)

When I was in primary a boy on my table scratched up his nose with a pencil and the lead snapped up there had to go to A&E to have it removed!!

DS2 - a small magnetic ball (Geomag).
DH in a breathtaking moment of quick inspiration, got it out with another magnet from the set.

Only a couple of weeks ago my 4 year old stuck a drawing pin up his nose, thankfully he blew it out

A smartie up the nose, soon melted and looked like brown snot :)

A biscuit. It had to be suctioned out at A&E.

Dd2 got a shoe stuck up her nose ( a polly pocket shoe, just in case anyone was thinking she has a really enormous nose)

She ad to go to a&e and a nurse showed me how to do The Magic Kiss to get it out.

My ds (aged 3) put a raisin up his nose, well, I thought it was 1 so I was relieved when he sneezed it out only for his nose area to swell up overnight as there was more than one there, a trip to a&e to get it fished out and you'd think he'd have learned his lesson...

... only he didn't - 2 weeks later he stuck a bead from his Thomas the Tank Engine Big Loader up there.