This is how last night went....
F - "Please can you grab me a bamboozle?"
DH - Whats one of those then?
F - (shows him the wet one) Like this
DH - You've got one
F - Thats a fluffle
DH - What's that one then?
F - A Kissaluv, the bamboozles are upstairs. Like his blue tots bots but creamy.
DH - Whats a tots bots?
F - Right.... Tots Bots is like Sony. The blue ones are a Playstation - older, more classic, but still dependable. The fluffle is a PS2 and the bamboozle a PSP - both more modern, both have different pros and cons, but good machines nonetheless. A wrap is an add on like a controller - you can get lots of different makes, but they don't work without one.
DH - OH!!! So is a kissaluv microsoft or just an xbox?
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He'll still have no idea which is which, but he does at least seem to grasp the context now!!!!!!