When they find my corpse

[TheFallenNinja]

They will figure out that I died mouthing the words "sleepy time" and that the final thing that got me was a sudden bladder explosion and nicotine and caffeine withdrawal.

I had to bale out an hour ago and all I could hear coming through the monitor was my child screaming "bad father, bad father" for the five minutes I managed away before she melted down.

Today I'm the statue

I tried turning the monitor volume to zero and do you know what? Them bastards at Motorola have programmed it so the it beeps every three seconds when at Zero.

After a few beep it just repeats "bad father, bad father"

Just keep saying to yourself the good old MN adage - 'this too will pass'.

I know, she's only trying to tell me something, I just can't understand her

Hey ho

I was quietly admiring her determination but she finally settled about 20 minutes ago.

Quitter

Good luck for the rest of the night...