new GF book to be published.

[kiskidee]

will you preorder?
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Did I mention I have a CARAVAN?

anyone want to own up to this review of TCLB on amazon?

"If you need guidence from this book pick it up in the book store check out nap times and then put it back on the shelf. THat is the most useful part the rest of the book is a anxiety inducing guiltfest. Her babies never cry, sleep all night blah blah blah. its not real. I am sick of the whole baby instruction book business - no one tells me when to eat my toast!"

there's another review entitled 'BOOT CAMP'

what do you mean well on the way she IS independant! makes her own tea, changes her own bum...what kind of mum do you take me for! shouldnt that be a glass of neat vodka!

Pour me a double!! dd2 is so dependant so I have the older three trained to take care of her! (she is only 7 weeks) I can't be arsed to do it myself a fourth time. When can I expect her to learn to change her own bum? The scary thing is that the 'demented' little babies might be my needy little babies' spouses one day. Image their MIL's advice...

lol cadmum you have to get your baby to be 'resigned' to do this constanly make the tot do the same thing over and over till it just starts to do it itself because it cant be arsed being made to do it anymore! thats what its all about! i would make a fab MIL

Hmmmm I soooooo want to say sooooo many things on this thread. All i can say is i really wish after 15 years of working with children i had thought about writing several books, but then i became a parent would never have had the time :)

good mother
bad mother
blue mother
black mother

black mother
blue mother
sad mother
stewed mother

some are fat
and some are small
the funniest ones don't sleep at all
not one of them is like the other
don't ask me why I'm not a mother

lol tweig
happy nbirthday btw

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twiglett

message deleted...right who pressed the button!!!

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SEE?!

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Would it have a capital or lower case M?

How sad that my life is so dull.

I am off to read book reviews.

bah ha ha ha

go on bundle
tell us all about it

I was confused by the synopsis, I hope this doesn't appear on the back of the book. The line that says "Any woman who has ever doubted her capabilities as a mother will find comfort and reassurance in the insights of the woman whose books have been justly described a 'godsend'." might be interpreted as meaning any woman who has ever doubted GF's capabilities as a mother .. etc.

Since that is clearly not the intention, and if GF's lawyers are reading (hello!) they might like to reconsider the wording to avoid ambiguity.