Glossary of Mums- the essential guide to who you will meet at the school gates

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A is for All Mums

If you are yet to become a school mum, rest assured that you need to know about all the MUMS that IU will list in alphabetical order because you are about to meet them. If you are already a school mum, well, you know them already. But the key question remains: which one are you?

Wow. I am so glad I am whatever letter that is "mum who drops her DCs at breakfast club at 8:30 and has DH or older DCs to pick him up at 3:30pm. But who does however go to all the parents evenings/sports days/school plays.

This is the bitchiness of the school gate I hear so much about on here.

I'm so glad I don't care enough to dissect other parents.

Oh dear. I think I'm going to be disorganised mum!

S is for sly mum. The kind of person who goes behind your back and writes to the school about you and your child when you've asked for their help :-(

O = old Mum = me..
F= frumpy Mum = me
G = governor Mum = me= not sure how to explain what I do...
F= flustered Mum = me
S= smiley Mum = me= ....
...D= deranged looking smiley Mum...
= M= manic looking Mum=....... could go on but best stop now......