Today's toddler tale: come and tell me yours

[matana]

A safe place to share your toddler's cute, funny (and sometimes just plain disconcerting!) little behaviours, actions and words without being accused of PFBism. Can be anything, just as long it might raise a smile of recognition from someone, somewhere.

DS: "Duck"
Me: "No, it's a seagull."
DS: "Duck"
Me: "Seagull"
DS: "Duuucccckk!!!"
Me: "Seeeeaaaaguuuullll!!!"
DS: "DUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!"
Me: "Ok, it's a duck."
DS: "No, seagull!"

Me: 'Dd please put away your colouring before you get your bricks out'
DD: 'Oh whatever, just play with toys'

DD (23 mths), falling off her toy car:

Me: what are you doing?
DD: I'm falling mummy.

She said it in such a sarcastic voice, like "isn't it obvious", that we had to laugh.

Me: Are you being a good girl in there?
DD: No.

DS: plane!
me: ooh yes, I wonder where it's going
DS: that way.

DS: I spy with my lileye something... BLUE!
Me: aaaaaa... blue CAR!!
DS: YES!!! I spy with my lileye something...... RED!
Me: Er... red... car?
DS: YES!! I spy with my lileye mummy somethiiing.... SILVER!
Me: Hmm. Silver... lamp post?
DS: No :(
Me: Silver.... sun roof?
DS: No mummy :( Silver CAR. I spy with my lileye...

and so it goes on

PS we have had the exact same seagull/duck conversation :)

In an almost empty cafe, 2 yo dd engrossed in a huge ice cream sundae. A cute elderly couple wander over to say "are you enjoying that?" dd looks round slowly at them, then in a horrified stage whisper, says

"Mummy, there's a grandma behind me, and it's LOOKING AT ME!"

Dd2 : I don't want to go to CM today
Me: where do you want to go instead then?
dd2: the moon!
Me: Oh look, we're just passing the moon now, look out the window

DH hoovers the living room whilst DS watches.

Hoover stops.

DS: Ooh, well done Daddy. Have a sticker (peels sticker given by nursery off his top and sticks it onto daddy's top instead).

:) DS gave me a sticker for going for a wee once when he was potty training. Just like your DS - I got his sticker and a big well DONE, mummy. We were in the public toilets at the park, it was a bit embarrassing.

"Mummy, there's a grandma behind me, and it's LOOKING AT ME!" that made me laugh so much

we have the same seagull/duck convo but tractor/digger

We have the duck/seagull thing too only with a (motor) bike and a moped.
Daddy "Look Boo, a moped"
Ds "BIKE" big emphasis on the k!! "biKe Dadad"
This can go on for about 10 go's each?!?

DGS- 15 months, very busy and active but usually completely unintelligible.

Runs across room theatrically clutching both bum cheeks shouting a very camp 'oooooh'

DH to DSS: Has he done a doodoo?!

DGS hides by door uttering 'doodoo' as clear as a bell.

He had.