Parenting confessions

[Teaddict]

I make excuses to leave DDs room every bedtime to stop her clinging on to me and delaying it even more. Tonight it was "I can hear my phone"....TV on, feet up, result!

Any other confessions?

Mummy's working.

I'm not. I'm mumsnetting or trying to find a magic spell to turn them into angelic wonder children.

I absolutely can't stand playing make believe games with my DDs, I do not want to be the doctor/king/teacher, I want to sit down with a cup of tea and Grazia...

distract them with an Argos catalogue. DS has been glued to one all week. It's actually began to fall apart.