One of those bizarre conversations....

[colditz]

Ds: "Open Mouth Mummy!"
Mummy: "Ok. Ahhhh...."
Ds: (peers into mouth) "No, no sausages in it."

(Ds then wanders off)

Later...

Ds: "Where, mummy? Where? Wherrrrre!!!"
Mummy: "Where's what, darling?"
Ds: "I don't know. Put a car in it."

lol.

A few weeks ago DD (3) asked me 'Mummy, do moles like snakes ?'

pmsl.

Yesterday dd2 was giggling and dd1 (4) said, "oohh you little Bugger!"

He is 2.9.

I must admit, he baffles me more now he talks, not less!

they're SO eccentric aren't they?
DD1 this morning: I don't like per-school!
me - why?
DD1 - it's too yellow for me! I like red better.

wtf??

Goodness hausfrau, that reminds me, ds asked a few days ago "Where's winky gone mummy?"

I told him mummies don't have winkies, but he stomped off muttering "Daddy have winky and (himself) have winky...."

I think he felt cheated, somehow....

PMSL at the yellow preschool

my ds1 asked where my willy was, i said that i haven't got one coz i was a girl and he said oh....boys have willies?
me: yes
ds1: and girls have shoes (b4 wandering off!!!)

he also said the other day, i;'m not being naughty mummy i just a toddler

And girls have shoes!

Love it, it could apply to life that could.

Boys have willies and girls have shoes.

That is just the best saying I have heard in a long time "Boys have willies and girls have shoes"

DS, at 6.30 a.m, wakes up, his first words are:
Do angels have sharp teeth?

boys have willies and girls have shoes!!!! ROFL

dd said to me the other day "mummy I feel very small today"