IT's not that bad, is it??

[newmummysortof]

My ds (12months) will only go off to sleep at night if I put coke in his bottle, I have tried to water it down but he seems to notice and refuses, I dont really want to stop as it means I get a good nights sleep.

Love spoof threads!

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Try a drop of vodka in there, that will make sure he sleeps through and you wake up feeling wonderfully refreshed!

water the coke down but put a couple of shots of jack daniels in there that will soon knock him out.

x threads cal, great minds think a like

X-posts flutterbee, great minds!

Don't believe that, and again! Almost word for word! LOL

Blimey, you lot are good, was trying to liven things up abit

God Cal we really are damn good.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD PLEASE

Jeeeezzzzz newmummy you need to be a little more suttle than that, try again

LOL! I was going to post, just wait until they get to three and then you'll be putting a vodka in it too!

Well I hope it's not Diet Coke. Do you even realise the crap they put in that stuff?

... and as long as you make sure that everyone is allowed one too before you offer it. Don't want some stranger passing by your door with their child knowing your child has coke in their bottle when their child isn't allowed it.

Doesn't it have caffeine in it? You might be able to find a de-caffeinated brand, then you can sleep til next week.
Hope that helps.

lol Mrs Spoon.