Due to the fact that I have had no sodding sleep since April 2005, I am formally relinquishing the title of mummydreamer (romantically drawn up when I was hugely pregnant and sleeping like a log.)
Having embraced celibacy with gusto - nothing like no sleep to strangle the old libido - and replaced this and all other hobbies with a cocoa bean substitute, I shall now be known as .....
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