Shouted today - oh boy did I shout...:-(

[TheGoddessBlossom]

HOW DIFFICULT IS IT TO WALK FROM THE FRONT DOO TO THE CAR AND GET IN????IS IT????IS IT DIFFICULT???? THEN WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT????HUH????EVER?? EVER EVER EVER????? WITHOUT FIGHTING ARGUING AND SOMEONE ENDING UP CRYING?????

I hate the mornings, always end up losing my bloody temper, and it's such a shit way to send them off to school. We did make friends, but still.....

Terrabella I try not to mix alcohol and children as I am terrified of what the affect may be (hoping it is more of the 'benign' way but I suspect not )

Sopster I also seem to spend a lot of time shouting 'STOP TORMENTING YOUR BROTHER' to my 4 year old and 'STOP TELLING TALES ON YOUR BROTHER' to my 2 year old Also, 'STOP WHINGING FOR GODS SAKE' to my 2 year old is a regular feature of our days as he can whinge for England!!! He has developed a method of just repeating the same sentence over and over and over and over (and so on) again until we cave in...he doesn't change his tone or anything, just repeat, repeat, repeat etc in a really monotonous way!!

My roar of the day was STOP LICKING THE DAMN DOG
He didnt listen .
Make mine a bloody enormous tequila please .

I had envisioned a quick exit to Mexico in a small hatchback but am now looking into a coach given there appear to be so many unfit mothers out there. All hell bent on ruining their best efforts in those early days of keeping tiny pots of sudocream safe and cleaning their huge sore orifices with toothbrushes. I say shouting, tight lipped psychological torment and being blind drunk is all a mothers right and character building to boot. Who here has met an interesting person who hasn't been subjected to shoddy parenting?

I know Pancake and Waffle will thank me for it one day when they wish to write their memoirs and they have plenty of juicy anecdotes on how mother was a tyrannical obsessive insisting they stop licking the dog and stamping on their sisters.

We may need to buy the boooze when we get there or else I forsee trouble at customs, also if anyone has one of those car top box thingies we may have to stick the loose men in that.

P.S is there a Boden in Mexico?

Can I come too?
I am shouting a lot more now that DH is temporarily away and I am temporarily a single mum (he is in the US sorting out MIL's estate and attending memorial service so DCs on edge as they have lost granny and now daddy is not here either...)
Actually, can I take DCs with me to Mexico, I just know they'll be ecstatic and so well behaved on the beach and it isn't that far from daddy either.