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Ooh Hello! I never knew all you lot were here.

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suwoo · 16/02/2011 21:39

Well, fancy that, a student parents bit. I've been here 5 years and never knew! Maybe thats because I wasn't a student parent until this September so didn't give a shit Grin.

So hello anyway, I'm doing English lit at Salford uni and am doing very well, thank you very much.

Now what? Wine? Brew?

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VJay · 17/02/2011 13:04

Brew for me, I'm struggling with my probabilty at the mo, have just ordered extra reading on the subject Confused

Glad you're doing well Smile

ilythia · 17/02/2011 20:36

Hiya!
Have Wine but should be Brew as have 2 proposals to hand in on monday which have to be shown to my mentor tomorrow. And I have done preciselt feck all.
Doing a maths PGCE atm. FUn fun fun!

Although, I've been invited on a uni night out next week by some young peopleGrin
All excited now, DH is fairly amused as he has to be in work at half 6 so I will have to deal with DD's no matter w2hat state I am in. Ulp.

suwoo · 17/02/2011 20:50

I love the youngsters. I think they are generallyy quite Hmm about me, I can be quite erm forthright all the time sometimes.

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suwoo · 17/02/2011 20:50

I am like everyones mum. Bossy mum.

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ManateeEquineOhara · 18/02/2011 19:54

I was the only mature student on my course, I felt quite intimidated by the 'youngsters' at first!
And...welcome...and...Wine

suwoo · 18/02/2011 20:27

Luckily I'm not the only one, there are three of us in my 'group' and loads more on the course. Don't pass me the wine though, I am 20 days into a 30 day detox and in the mood from hell! Sad. I am making the most of my sobriety and am reading journal articles on Othello.

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ilythia · 18/02/2011 21:06

I was told today that I was the group mum. I am only a year older than one of the othersGrin
I think as I am the only one with childrne in our group, and so the only sensible(ish) one.

They are lovely though. I always worry about being the odd one out at times but it helps that we are all ina school, and so they aren'y mega young compared to the year 7's floating around!

MatureUniStudent · 19/02/2011 19:03

I'm more like the group grandma... I am stunned at how much they talk about sex. All the time. I don't remember being as obsessed with it at their age as they seem to be. Upside, I am picking up new sex tips. If I had the energy.

ilythia · 19/02/2011 21:17

Sex and drinking. And far fewer drugs than I rememebr.

I am usually asked to judge the weekly 'which one of us looks more fucked after our night out' competition amongst the boys. I do it with much tutting and disappointed comments. And then phone DH and laugh at them being lightweightsGrin

Now I do sound old.

suwoo · 23/02/2011 17:07

My lot talk about sex less than me Blush and all do way less drugs. Well, they do smoke A LOT of weed, which I never did.

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ilythia · 23/02/2011 21:05

I had to come back on here and tell you all I destroyed the boys innocence yesterday

One of the girls told them to google blue waffle. Which they did.
Then I told them never to google dragon butter, or munting. And then I walked off.

I heard the cries of disgust from the other side of the room

suwoo · 24/02/2011 15:13

Ha ha, I have done the very same thing recently! Grin.

Just got my 2nd exam results back......another first. Woo fricking hoo.

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ilythia · 25/02/2011 19:27

Wine and Grin for you, well done!

mmsmum · 25/02/2011 23:03

I'm going to have to google blue waffle, dragon butter and munting now! I'm wary of munting but brb...

mmsmum · 25/02/2011 23:07

Bloody hell! Google images 'blue waffle' Shock Need a puke smiley!

Dragon butter. I've learned to stay away from images so went to urban dictionary, not so bad but 'rim-job' is new to me!

I'm sorry but I find munting unbelievable, I mean really, has anyone ever done this? How do people think these things up

I may need some time to get over blue waffle Sad

ilythia · 26/02/2011 01:10

I did warn you!

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