Ooh Hello! I never knew all you lot were here.

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Well, fancy that, a student parents bit. I've been here 5 years and never knew! Maybe thats because I wasn't a student parent until this September so didn't give a shit .

So hello anyway, I'm doing English lit at Salford uni and am doing very well, thank you very much.

Now what? ? ?

for me, I'm struggling with my probabilty at the mo, have just ordered extra reading on the subject

Glad you're doing well

Hiya!
Have but should be as have 2 proposals to hand in on monday which have to be shown to my mentor tomorrow. And I have done preciselt feck all.
Doing a maths PGCE atm. FUn fun fun!

Although, I've been invited on a uni night out next week by some young people
All excited now, DH is fairly amused as he has to be in work at half 6 so I will have to deal with DD's no matter w2hat state I am in. Ulp.

I love the youngsters. I think they are generallyy quite about me, I can be quite erm forthright all the time sometimes.

I am like everyones mum. Bossy mum.

I was the only mature student on my course, I felt quite intimidated by the 'youngsters' at first!
And...welcome...and...

Luckily I'm not the only one, there are three of us in my 'group' and loads more on the course. Don't pass me the wine though, I am 20 days into a 30 day detox and in the mood from hell! . I am making the most of my sobriety and am reading journal articles on Othello.

I was told today that I was the group mum. I am only a year older than one of the others
I think as I am the only one with childrne in our group, and so the only sensible(ish) one.

They are lovely though. I always worry about being the odd one out at times but it helps that we are all ina school, and so they aren'y mega young compared to the year 7's floating around!

I'm more like the group grandma... I am stunned at how much they talk about sex. All the time. I don't remember being as obsessed with it at their age as they seem to be. Upside, I am picking up new sex tips. If I had the energy.

Sex and drinking. And far fewer drugs than I rememebr.

I am usually asked to judge the weekly 'which one of us looks more fucked after our night out' competition amongst the boys. I do it with much tutting and disappointed comments. And then phone DH and laugh at them being lightweights

Now I do sound old.

My lot talk about sex less than me and all do way less drugs. Well, they do smoke A LOT of weed, which I never did.

I had to come back on here and tell you all I destroyed the boys innocence yesterday

One of the girls told them to google blue waffle. Which they did.
Then I told them never to google dragon butter, or munting. And then I walked off.

I heard the cries of disgust from the other side of the room

Ha ha, I have done the very same thing recently! .

Just got my 2nd exam results back......another first. Woo fricking hoo.

and for you, well done!

I'm going to have to google blue waffle, dragon butter and munting now! I'm wary of munting but brb...

Bloody hell! Google images 'blue waffle' Need a puke smiley!

Dragon butter. I've learned to stay away from images so went to urban dictionary, not so bad but 'rim-job' is new to me!

I'm sorry but I find munting unbelievable, I mean really, has anyone ever done this? How do people think these things up

I may need some time to get over blue waffle

I did warn you!