dd2 (20 mo) has just pooed on my hand...

[dottyhenson]

...whilst giving me a 'lovely' cuddle. I'm totally minged out

we've all been there. I have also had the joy of being vomited on several times in the past by my two - such are the delights of parenting!

At least she didn't poo in your mouth [boak]

ah, my ds used to love a good poo in mummy's hand I've not had the puke in the mouth but I hear that's quite a common one too!

been there too,
Vomited on in the bath thanks very much, washing sick out of my fango wasn't my best day in the world.(as it slid from by boobs downwards)
Just a few minutes earlier dh had done an almightly donkey dollop on the landing then proceded to have the trots in his bedroom all over his powder blue brand new carpet.

LOVELY!

OMG DS...meant DS NOT dh OMG OMG!!!

brokeoven that is the funniest typo I have seen today

ex-DP shat in my bed once. He thought it was a fart and sprayed the bed in an arc of shit.

:o brokeoven pmsl

omg what have I started

possibly shouldn't have shared that...

yuk pure

When DS was potty training, he was standing on my legs cuddling my neck (I was sitting on a chair). He proceeded to poo on my trousers, it dropped out of his bum at lightening speed and flew onto me before I could realise what was happening.