mummy's bottom's making that noise

[Groggymama]

or so my ds1 informed the bus queue yesterday! i swear it didn't. never been so embarrassed, shuffled onto bus with head down. how do you tell them what you do at home isnt what you do outside?

How funny!

Whenever I take DD1 to the loo in public, then go myself she loudly informs everyone that she can see 'my big bum' and enquires 'are you doing a poo mummy?'

It just makes me laugh!!