"Ok, here goes."
Oh no.
"Coca Cola are running a promo via their Dr Pepper brand just now on facebook. It is called 'status takeover' and involves the application putting an embarrassing or funny status on your FB page."
Mkay.
"My 14 yo dd participated and I was HORRIFIED to log into FB and see that her status read - 'I watched 2 girls one cup and felt hungry afterwards'."
Horrified? That's not so very horrifying, you seem to not be able to grasp the basic humor found among people who aren't of your generation. In which case, who are you to impose otherwise, this is what goes on nowadays, sure you may not like it, but trying to change it will only cause you to seem a bit (to put it mildly) neurotic.
"For anyone who doesn't know what this means, please stay ignorant,"
People who follow this philosophy are what's keeping the world behind in it's progression, do you really enjoy ignorance? To not be able to know the ups and downs of the world? Why is it you want to keep your child from understanding the bad parts of the world, rather than having to experience it at an old age and be shocked, like you are. You're appalled by the though of scat porn, while many far younger than you or I aren't even phased by it. And that is by no means a bad thing, there's tolerance now, why would you want someone to feel appalled toward something that isn't all that appalling. What you, my friend, are doing is exaggerating on a ridiculous level and you really ought to stop ):<
"This was compounded later on when a quick search through dds internet history revealed she had tried to find out what it was for herself. Thankfully, our ISP has a wonderful child filter!!"
Again, you're not protecting anyone, you're hurting your child. You think someone seeing something considered "graphic" in nature is actually going to cause them mental trauma? No, maybe a bit of nausea if they're weak stomached, maybe they'll just find it gross, but goodness they won't find it scary or "horrifying" as you do.
"So, after various emails and phonecalls to CocaCola marketing I have been offered (quite offensively) as way of compensation, a night in a hotel and theatre tickets for the West End. Fat lot of use to me, we live in Glasgow."
Oh, that's such a shame. ):
"So, how do I proceed? ASA? I am absolutely fizzing with rage and disgust, and want a full apology and explanation. CocaCola are saying they use outside marketing teams for different brands and it's outside their jurisdiction. Help!?"
I'll tell you exactly what to do is stop fizzing, stop being disgusted, and get over it. I agree, they should not have actually said that on your daughter's profile, but you really ought to relax, it's truly not that big of a deal.
Also, for all of you who are saying "Call the police!" Get the hell over yourselves, it's a few words that hurt no body "I watched 2 Girls 1 Cup and now I'm hungry" yeah, that's definitely worth a police report. Truly, if I were a cop and I got that report, I would have so much trouble keeping a straight face while listening to you get enraged over this. So please, children, relax. You blew this far out of proportion, you annoyed Coca-Cola, now let us move on to more important issues! :D