what is the new thong now.Poor peter stringfellow?

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just wondering.What the new thong is?

french
Hip huggers???????????

boy pants - the little tight short ones and french knickers, but they aren't the french knickers I remember my Mum having. Didn't they used to be loose? These new fangled ones are all tight and lycra-y. Good for holding your wobbly bits together.

All I need now is for hipsters to go too, and I stop having peoples manky bum crack dental floss pants waved in my face

Oh god I'm getting old and cranky.

at last knickers that hold my wobbly bits together