I got called a minger today!!!!!!!!

[hatstand]

by 4 8-10 year olds! At first I didn't know what they were saying. Then I laughed. I wanted to turn round and say "you, on the other hand, boys, are sexy as hell" but I thought they might report me for being a paedophile.

I'm afraid I can beat that HS!! I got told I have a smelly sweaty f*anny today by a smelly old man. Apparently he wouldn't touch me with a barge pole. For him to like said body part he needs them to be freshly showered, in shower gel, with no, sorry, herbal shower gel. I was incredibly disapointed, especially when he started abusing me even more because I ignored him when he changed tact and asked how my DS was!! I meet all the best people!

flossam! under what cicurmstances did you get drawn into this conversation?

I did the terrible thing of walking down the road!! Didn't actually have a conversation, it was all spoken at me! Decided he wasn't worth the bother! I'm dumb, deaf and blind apparently, and Fcking horrible, up my own are, the list of insults I recieved was quite substantial! Still at least he was old enough to use such words, unlike yours.

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I have to say hatstand that I would have said what you were thinking and then walked off lmao

Flossam & lol (sorry)

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Cod, no didn't get the chance! He turned off down a road behind me before I realised he had gone. Shame, I planned to try and seduce him and beg his forgiveness if he carried on.

NdP I thought it was funny too! Although I would have got worried if I was alone with him.

Had a red ruddy complexion which I usually find says it all really .

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Well Cod, lets just say, although he was theorising about what I may smell like, I wasn't actually close enough to him to get a good wiff either which way. Thank the lord!