Why are Yellow Pages left on doorsteps in August, the month when people are most likely to be on holiday, thus advertising to all passers by that the occupants of the house are away?
Why can't you buy packs of black felt tips? The black always runs out first, you have to buy a whole new packet, you end up with a million yellows.
What's the point in wearing the shortest of short skirts, that barely covers your bum, and furry boots?