As I was on my way to bed last night, I poked my head through my 2 yo ds's bedroom door.... and there, in the cot, was an advert for Childline.
Picture....
Stark naked 2 year old, nappy, pyjamas and all bed coverings on the floor. Ds curled up naked on his pillow, because....
There were little pebbley poos all over the rest of the cot.
May I add in my defence, he did not make a sound whilst doing any of this, we didn't even know he was awake!
He was thrilled to be woken and bathed in the middle of the night though. Thrilled.