Pubic hair threads

[Caligula]

There's a lot of them about.

Are they all hoaxes?

yes every single one of them

PSML

And they keep popping up near the creme fraiche thread ina disturbing way

I know - I think it was the creme fraiche thread that finished it for me!

I've been very entertained by them, though

Oh yuk lockets!

But if Mumsnet's anything to go by (and it's not a hoax) you'd do a roaring trade!

i don't think i'll ever eat creme fraiche again, caligula

Personaly I am planning to have mine trimed into the shape of 'The Victory' in memory of Nelson, gawd bless him!

Now some of you are doing hoax posts. I'm going to speak to Cook about it!

Sobernow!

That will make them jump to it!!!

We apparently need to start a new topic category

as long as no-one puts a photo up on profiles its ok

speechless

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PMSL

MY thread wasn't a hoax.

I am a shaven raven

Everyone always thinks my threads are hoaxes.

I nearly started one yesterday called HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MASTURBATE WHEN I'VE GOT SPD AND IT MAKES MY HIPS FALL OUT? but I realised it was too unspeakable.

Dontcha mean shaven raver, mp ?!

with a shaven haven.

shaven raver that's better!