My DH is an arse

[mumtochloe]

Silly really but I wrote him a letter last night detailing all the things I love about him and left it in the pocket of his work clothes. Last night I let it slip I had a surprise for him and he would find out today.

When I got up this morning my note was just discarded on the kitchen work top. When I called DH feeling all hurt he told me he was gutted as he thought he was getting a BJ

Arse

That incident demonstrates perfectly the differences btw men and women

Men truly do have their brains in their weiners don't they!

he's got no chance now has he!

MTC, I hope you won't be upset but I am PMSL. This just shows that women are from Venus and men for Mars. For a bloke a nice surprise is something knob orientated and for a woman it is a sweet, thoughtful note.
Actually, I am now ROFL. Both of you pissed off by the best motives. You have to admit it is funny.

Write him another note carefully detailing why he's an arse and won't see another BJ for a month or so!!

The way my teeth are gritted now reckon he may not have much of a weener left lol

OMG Mumtochloe!!! Definitely an arse!

PMSL

Yes it is funny but he is still an arse!!

Dizzymama - A month or so??????? Even when my DH is on his best behaviour he gets one 2 or 3 times a YEAR!

it is funny but also exasperating!
Tell him he cna have his BJ if he can write one back to you. What's the betting it'd be a logn time coming??

Unbelievable.

don't tell my Mom!!!

Oh MTC not funny to you but I'm with Bugsy pmsl!! Men - what are they like??!

oh poor you but pmsl also
dont worry my dh is an arse to (must be a man thing.....)

Oh mumtochloe, I'm so sorry. He is an arse but you have made me laugh a LOT. Sorry

Sorry MTC but PMSL. You should have told him you were planning on giving him one tonight but he's pissed on his chips now!

this is easily the funniest thread I have EVER read on mumsnet.

Well done you!!

this shoudl be "" my dh is a dock " surely?

dock?
DICK!!!!

Seems funnier this morning but I am seriously contemplating turning lesbian. Men are more trouble than they are worth sometimes!!

My dh had a good laugh about this last night too.

It is funny but also a bit sad that he can't see your side of it. What a romantic!

LMAO Imagine a man had came on MN and posted, I wrote a lovely note to my dw saying much i love her and this morning I found it screwed up on the kitchen worktop.
When I rang to say I was really hurt by that she said she was gutted as she thought she was getting oral sex...
........

wouldnt happen would it?

Lol Charliecat - that would NEVER happen in a million years. Bloody Men!

Anorak - yes it is sad. He just thinks I am being over sensitive