Breeze Inn - Come along coz the other one smells....

[M2T]

Welcome people - please grab a cocktail on the way in and slouch on a sofa..... this is a classy joint. Can you recognise the distinctive Ikea decor?

Oh god, not ZsaZsa again.

There is no Spar in Cambridge. We are in One Stop and Coop territory, I have odd and bewitching nostalgia for my formative village days (featuring Spar), and deformative Uni days (featuring Spar takenover by Happy Shopper)

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I iz dyin' on this site now, farewell...
No more insultin' me after I've gone now or I will return

Sorry about that, had to get my hair done.

Can I replenish anyone?

Large glass of white wine please

Sniff, they've all gone as soon as I walked in...

Sigh..Suppose I'll have to go home drinkless

Luckily theres a Spar full of Special Brew just at the end of the road

Hello ...hello .....(echoes eeriely)

Oh, nobody here - and I only called in for a quick nightcap. I'll just help myself and leave the money by the till.

cheers

Anyone serving?

Don't worry about being served bouncy - just help yourself - I just did

Ok, in that case I will help myself to a bottle of champagne, I read earlier that it was going free. Speak now bartenders or I shall continue drinking this bottle and then the rest of the stock.

oh Zsa Zsa how sorry i am to see you leave not that i could miss you leaving as your virtual arse is so wide!

adios i have enjoyed being my alter ego & ID
and i ID not gonna miss me..i mean you..much!