Breeze Inn - Come along coz the other one smells....

[M2T]

Welcome people - please grab a cocktail on the way in and slouch on a sofa..... this is a classy joint. Can you recognise the distinctive Ikea decor?

Cut my sraps off Breeze - but then I'll look ordinary

Anyone for Habitat furniture and a light up there ass

Buzz buzz (who taking me name in vain)

Hmph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M2T - I thought this was a classy joint, but there appears to be an plague of flies in here

those threads arrrrrrrrrrrrr rrreally terrrrrrrrible not what mumsnet is all about,pass the bottle of tia maria or i`ll smash the optics

LOL Iota - as long as they have a nice disposition they can stay.... but they won;t find any sh*t on the floor to fly around.

Did I hear there was free champagne going round here? Ooooh, what a lovely place... Think I might spend some time here tonight!

That reminds me - we're still slumming it under Other Subjects. When do we get our own Chat section?

PLease do Mammya - Whymummy is getting a bit rowdy and I think there might be some Bouncer action soon.

Whymummy!! CALM DOWN!

Did I hear there was free champagne going round here? Ooooh, what a lovely place... Think I might spend some time here tonight!

Good point Iota - I really don't fancy another slaggin from the Mumsnet police!

More Champagne anyone? Please help yourself.... I ordered waaaaay to much.

Sorry about that, don't know what happened there. I swear I'm not drunk (yet)

Oh I couldn't possibly contribute on a thread headed unintelligent subjects - I've got a degree you know

Me too Iota. It should be named.... "The Witty Banter Section".

Didn't want to be a fly all the fairy names had been taken

Can I rest here please, and if you see that whymummy, tell her you aint seen me.

forestfly, nought wrong with being a fly.

Aah ... so there is a firefly ... doesn't that lightbulb hurt?

m2t youre spilling all the champagne and im stucked to the laminated floor,good scuse not to leave as well,pass a bucket when i need the loo

I bet it glows behind her like an angel

excuse even

Ha ... firefly ... just did a search and you have only just arrived ... probably one of those other retrobates who changes names at the drop of a hat ... Come on .. who are you?