Breeze Inn - Come along coz the other one smells....

[M2T]

Welcome people - please grab a cocktail on the way in and slouch on a sofa..... this is a classy joint. Can you recognise the distinctive Ikea decor?

My new cocktail 'az a faux asaragus swizzle stick acoutrement in honour of Cwop

barbeque in the car park tongight? Mr soupy has a party trikck to light them

You really don't want to know what MrSoups party trick is that can light BBQs.

His incandescent smile?

This iz how Mr Zsa Zsa does it

You could call it a smile I guess. It's certainly incandescent.

Blimey - I need a drink after reading some of the other threads. Make mine a large glass of red wine please

Here you go. No idea where M2T and the other bar staff have got to. It's going to have to be help yourself after this.

In that case, just uncork the bottle and leave it by me. Thanks

I guess M2T is busy experiencing the joys of temporary single-parenthood. (laughs knowingly having had to survive a year of dh working away from home)

Pah! I'm Single Parenting this evening too and here I am covering her shift. Here you go. Help yourself to another bottle when that on'es gone. Not sure if I'll be around much longer tonight.

Right, you're on your own. The keys are in the potted palm by the toilets, last one out lock up.

Well after reading mumsnet today I certainly need one. Poor whymummy she missed it all.

blimey what a day. Mines a treble please breeze. Thank god the pub's open

Yeah taken the little one swimming, and I dont know why but afterwards all I want to do is crash and do something, so please stick to things right behind the bar so I do not have to move much, please empty your own ashtray and bring your empties up to the bar.

Can I come in, or am I too much of a trouble maker??

always welcome as is EVERYONE else

Oh no M2T's stalking me now, don't lamp me pls

SamboM - I've always stalked you, but usually in a lurky sort of way.

Well said Breeze... mines the usual.... a bottle of wine and a straw. I'll just help myself since you're being lazy!

Will have to change my name now to protect myself from crazy stalker

I'll find you...

It won't be difficult, you drink in my local!

... I'll rephrase that one.... we share the same local.

I will give you lazy madam, tired there is a difference, I had to climb flights of stairs to the flumes over and over again, and its so hot and humid.... hang on a minute why do I have to justify myself. Anyone else thinks I am lazy and your barred OK.

please may i have a malibu and pineapple

Sorry breeze. please don't bar me!

SamboM - I can still see you!