Mums Arms - Tartan themed night

[M2T]

Well Hellooooooo there folks! Anyone here?

I've got ma kilt on and am ready for a wee dram and a jig!

why? You nutter!

Why not!

D'ye fancy a wee tipple??

Yes MIL staying..

Ah seeee. Well you need a wee dram of Stags breath Liquor. That'll warm yer wee cockles.

Here you are.... knock that back in a one-er!

Thganks. Have has salmon for tea - thats scottish - ish

Are you scottish or an illegal alien

Am a Scot through and through.... well... ahem ..... apart from the Manchunian Grandfather I never knew.

Salmon!! Mingin!! I can't stand fish. dp loves it. Like fishin for them though, in the clear Scottish rivers, tricklin through the deep misty glens.

Ever been up here Coddy?

used to live in Leuchars when i was?7
Sister lived In abber Dabber for years

am going to have to go onto one thread..
(leaves pub)

HERE COME THE TARTAN ARMY
NA NA NAAA NAA NA NA NA (too dirty to type on Mumsnet, but to do with being hairy )

Bye Coddy!

good evening!!

we are all multi threading. Blame the lan lady she has her own thread dontchaknow?!

Hellooo. I ordered in some speshially Scottish drinks for this evening. Will ye have a wee whiskey?

Hey - Whymummy isd the landlady!! I just took the liberty of ordering some Scottish bevvy and opening up...

Is that ok WM?

sorry wm! am i barred?

i havent got me own thread m2t you might as well be me manageress,as im always too hungover to open the pub,anyways i like this scottish theme night ill ave a wee whiskey when you`re ready lass

Thinks she's phoning the Police Coddy! RUUUUN!!

oooops - stop running. Posts crossed. Cheers WM. You hung over AGAIN!!

Here's a Stags Breath Liqueur........ Braw.

i had a loovely roast dinner,the meat is mooch better oop north ,it was loovely pet,now where`s me drink?

Ah gave ye a Stags Breath Liquer!!! Cannae beat it for curin a hang over! Fan-dabbi-dozy, as the Crankies would say.

oooooh no pet,ill ave a newcastle brown ale please flower,and one for yoorself,where`s coddy gan,man??

New-casssell! Why aye Whymummy! Have one for me in the Percy or the Blue Anchor wor lass...

helloooooo mandy are you from newcastle pet??
here`s your drink,cheers!!

mandy did you buy the troussers??

Negative on both, Whymummy! I've found a pair of the troosers in the local factory shop for £8 so might give them a try!

And I'm Southern born and bred but met some Geordies in London in the early '80s and met up with them 10 yrs later when they came back for the work (shades of Auf Wiedersehn Pet...!)

Used to travel up to the Toon with them at weekends. All were members of a motorcycle club with the word "Out" at the start of the name, IYKWIM. Up there I met some other people including one of the very first Black bikers (who introduced me to after hours at the Blue Anchor!). Also knew a little guy called Robin and his missus Bel, Big Rob who's permanantly based in the south now, Mick...let me know if you know the people I'm talking about 'cos I'd love to get in touch again!!

I went out with a Scot when I was at Uni ... he was the most gorgeous bloke in the whole world ... he looked just like the bloke on the box of Scott's Porridge Oats.
Whenever there was a 'do' like a ball or something he always wore his kilt ... with all the trimmings ... sporran ... skein doo (sp.?) ... the proper shoes with the laces up his legs ...
I just used to melt ....
I still go week at the knees when I think of him...
Yum ....