I have somehow found myself roped into the parents' team of my old school (despite not having kids there) for their quiz night tonight. I know I've been asked as the youngest person of the team to hopefully answer questions on yoof stuff.
But I'm 33!!! I listen to Radio 4!!! I go to bed at about 9.30!!! I'm going to be hopeless.
Come on, teach me about the stuff young people are into. Slebs, pop, tv - help me speak teen!